{"title":"The Not My Ministry Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot everything is your assignment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Study to be quiet, and to do your own business.\" — 1 Thessalonians 4:11\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection is holy humor for the believer who's done carrying what God never handed them: the office drama, the 47th explanation, the three different dinners, and yes, the empty toilet paper roll. Every piece pairs a laugh-out-loud line with real Scripture, because peace is a fruit of the Spirit and boundaries are biblical. \"For every man shall bear his own burden\" (Galatians 6:5).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet one on your desk, kitchen counter or nightstand as a daily reminder to pray about what's yours and leave the rest to God. Or gift one to the friend who needs the reminder (you know the one).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for you, not a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"chasing-people-not-my-ministry","title":"Chasing People? Not My Ministry. I Follow Jesus. Christian Wood Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eChasing people? Not my ministry. I follow Jesus. That's enough cardio. For the believer who stopped running after folks who keep walking away and started following the One who never leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Matthew 16:24\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. Set it on a gym shelf, entryway or desk as a daily reminder, or gift it to the friend who needs the laugh (and the boundary).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSquare MDF wood plaque with high-precision, single-sided UV printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStands on its own: no hanging hardware needed for desk, shelf or counter display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, burr-free edges and a sealed, scratch-resistant surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant, eco-friendly UV inks with rich, vivid color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black or White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor size variation of 0.3–0.8 cm is normal for cut wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a dry, soft cloth. For marks, use a slightly damp cloth and dry right away. Do not soak or wash. Keep out of prolonged direct sunlight and humid spots (like a steamy bathroom) to protect the wood and print. Wood grain and color may vary slightly from the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for you, not a warehouse.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every plaque is printed to order and prayed over before it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printdoors","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":51193836994725,"sku":"VO8648-4HNY8Y-BW3MRG","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":51193837027493,"sku":"VO8648-4HNY8Y-RODOB3","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/4768\/2725\/files\/4HNY8Y_5_3.jpg?v=1794716657"},{"product_id":"explaining-myself-47-times-not-my-ministry","title":"Explaining Myself 47 Times? Not My Ministry. Christian Wood Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eExplaining myself 47 times? Not my ministry. May the Lord give you understanding. For anyone who has clarified, re-sent, provided proof and is officially done. Peace over persuasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things.”\u003c\/em\u003e — 2 Timothy 2:7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. Set it on your office desk or home workspace as a daily reminder, or gift it to the friend who needs the laugh (and the boundary).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSquare MDF wood plaque with high-precision, single-sided UV printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStands on its own: no hanging hardware needed for desk, shelf or counter display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, burr-free edges and a sealed, scratch-resistant surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant, eco-friendly UV inks with rich, vivid color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black or White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor size variation of 0.3–0.8 cm is normal for cut wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a dry, soft cloth. For marks, use a slightly damp cloth and dry right away. Do not soak or wash. 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Some days the only thing standing between you and a bad decision is the Holy Spirit, and we thank Him for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Galatians 5:16\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. 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For the recovering over-functioner who is finally choosing rest, release and peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Be still, and know that I am God.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Psalm 46:10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. 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Let all things be done decently and in order. A gentle (and hilarious) office boundary for the coworker, boss or family member who needs it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Let all things be done decently and in order.”\u003c\/em\u003e — 1 Corinthians 14:40\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. 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Gossip, complaints and petty issues get routed elsewhere. Your desk runs on prayer, peace and purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Better is a dry morsel, and quietness therewith, than an house full of sacrifices with strife.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Proverbs 17:1\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. 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As for me and my house, we're eating what I made. Chef by calling, not a short-order cook. Every mom (and dad) who runs the kitchen needs this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Joshua 24:15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. 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