{"product_id":"breaking-news-not-my-ministry","title":"Breaking News: Local Christian Discovers Everything Is Not Their Business Christian Wood Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eBreaking news: local Christian discovers everything is not their business. Sources confirm peace has increased dramatically. Styled like a vintage front page of The Daily Grace, complete with a very relaxed golden retriever. Not my ministry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.”\u003c\/em\u003e — Matthew 6:34\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-not-my-ministry-collection\"\u003eThe Not My Ministry Collection\u003c\/a\u003e: holy humor for believers who pray about what's theirs and leave the rest to God. Set it on a desk, coffee table or bookshelf as a daily reminder, or gift it to the friend who needs the laugh (and the boundary).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSquare MDF wood plaque with high-precision, single-sided UV printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStands on its own: no hanging hardware needed for desk, shelf or counter display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, burr-free edges and a sealed, scratch-resistant surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFade-resistant, eco-friendly UV inks with rich, vivid color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black or White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor size variation of 0.3–0.8 cm is normal for cut wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a dry, soft cloth. For marks, use a slightly damp cloth and dry right away. Do not soak or wash. Keep out of prolonged direct sunlight and humid spots (like a steamy bathroom) to protect the wood and print. Wood grain and color may vary slightly from the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for you, not a warehouse.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every plaque is printed to order and prayed over before it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printdoors","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":51193850364069,"sku":"VO8648-EIP6QX-BW3MRG","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":51193850396837,"sku":"VO8648-EIP6QX-RODOB3","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/4768\/2725\/files\/EIP6QX_5_2.jpg?v=1794717630","url":"https:\/\/claimedbygoddesigns.com\/products\/breaking-news-not-my-ministry","provider":"Claimed by God Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}