I Was Gonna Stay Salty Funny Unisex Christian Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

When the flesh wants to clap back but the Spirit says “season it with silence,” this hoodie’s got your back — literally. Featuring the bold “I Was Gonna Stay Salty…” graphic and Colossians 4:6 punchline, it’s the perfect blend of conviction and comfort.

Details that preach:

- 🧂 8 oz. midweight blend — soft yet structured, ideal for layering grace

- ✝️ 55% ring spun cotton / 45% polyester — smooth feel with holy durability

- 🛡️ 2-panel hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and brushed nickel eyelets — because even your hoodie deserves a little sanctified detail

- 🧵 Coverstitching at hood, cuffs, and hem — built to endure spiritual growth and side-eyes

- 👐 Front pouch pocket — for storing snacks, scriptures, or your unspoken clapbacks

- 🧵 Rib knit cuffs and hem — keeps the fit tight, even when your patience is loose

- 🧢 Embroidered New Era flag at left pocket — a subtle flex for the faithful

Whether you’re seasoning your speech or just trying not to pop off, this hoodie lets the world know: you could’ve been salty... but Jesus.