I Ain't No Snitch Funny Kids Christian Hat

A playful lid for the pint-size storyteller who can’t wait to give God the shout-out.

Why it’s the MVP of the playground

• Tough-kid fabric
91 % nylon / 9 % cotton twill shrugs off mud, juice spills, and impromptu rain showers—wipe, shake, done.

• Stays picture-perfect
Structured front panels keep the cheeky line crisp; mid-profile crown looks cool without swallowing little faces.

• One-pull fit
Hook-and-loop strap adjusts faster than you can say “recess,” so it grows right along with the kid.

• Breath-easy design
Nylon lifts heat; cotton adds softness. Translation: fewer “Mom, my head’s sweaty!” complaints.

• Conversation starter
Bold, embroidered slogan on the crown means classmates hear the punchline before your kid even speaks.

Slip it on for VBS, team photos, or grocery runs where mini-testimonies pop up in the cereal aisle. Pair it with the matching adult cap for a family flex or pin a scripture memory card to the strap for next-level faith swag.