A quick-witted confession for your crown: you’re not gossiping, you’re giving credit where it’s eternally due.
Head-turning details
Flex-friendly fabric 5.6 oz blend of 90 % performance polyester and 10 % spandex keeps things light, breathable, and bounce-back stretchy—perfect for summer festivals, backyard baptisms, and post-service pickup games.
Built-in structure––minus the stiffness The front two panels are structured to hold the witty phrase front and center; mid and back panels stay unstructured for a relaxed, broken-in feel that molds to your head.
Mid-profile silhouette Sits just high enough to show off attitude without looking like a billboard.
Easy, one-hand Velcro® closure Adjust on the fly—messy-bun high or buzz-cut low—no fiddly snaps, no sweat.
Embroidered punchline on the bill A crisp stitch ensures the slogan lasts longer than any screen-print ever could, and the placement on the visor means people catch the joke whether you tip your brim up or down.
Wear it to the gym, mow the lawn, or spark conversation in the drive-thru line. Either way, you’re stylishly protected from the sun—and everyone knows who actually pulled off the impossible.
Our Shop Promise
We stand behind every order. If something isn’t right, we’ll make it right — with a refund or replacement. Every purchase reflects our commitment to honesty, stewardship, and faith‑rooted creativity.
