I Ain't No Snitch Funny Adult Christian Hat

A quick-witted confession for your crown: you’re not gossiping, you’re giving credit where it’s eternally due.

Head-turning details

• Flex-friendly fabric
  5.6 oz blend of 90 % performance polyester and 10 % spandex keeps things light, breathable, and bounce-back stretchy—perfect for summer festivals, backyard baptisms, and post-service pickup games.

• Built-in structure––minus the stiffness
  The front two panels are structured to hold the witty phrase front and center; mid and back panels stay unstructured for a relaxed, broken-in feel that molds to your head.

• Mid-profile silhouette
  Sits just high enough to show off attitude without looking like a billboard.

• Easy, one-hand Velcro® closure
  Adjust on the fly—messy-bun high or buzz-cut low—no fiddly snaps, no sweat.

• Embroidered punchline on the bill
  A crisp stitch ensures the slogan lasts longer than any screen-print ever could, and the placement on the visor means people catch the joke whether you tip your brim up or down.

Wear it to the gym, mow the lawn, or spark conversation in the drive-thru line. Either way, you’re stylishly protected from the sun—and everyone knows who actually pulled off the impossible.