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I Got 99 Problems Funny Unisex Christian Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

I Got 99 Problems Funny Unisex Christian Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

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I Got 99 Problems But My Faith Ain’t One

Unisex Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Product Overview

Step into everyday confidence with a playful proclamation of unwavering faith. This full-zip hoodie puts the iconic twist “I Got 99 Problems But My Faith Ain’t One” front and center, blending humor with a powerful reminder. Perfect for casual Sundays, Bible study runs, or simply lounging in style, it’s designed to lift spirits while keeping you cozy.

Features

- 7.8 oz., 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece for balanced warmth and breathability

- Air jet yarn construction for an exceptionally soft, pill-resistant finish

- Two-ply hood with dyed-to-match drawcords for a polished, snug fit

- Removable tag for itch-free comfort and easy relabeling

- YKK metal zipper for reliable, smooth-glide closure

- Front pockets to keep hands warm or stash small essentials

Comfort & Durability

Engineered to stand up to daily wear, this hoodie’s midweight fleece is substantial without feeling bulky. The air jet yarn process gives the fabric a superior handfeel, while the sturdy YKK zipper and reinforced stitching ensure it holds up wash after wash. Whether layered under a jacket or worn solo, you’ll appreciate the perfect balance of softness and structure.

Why You’ll Love It

From the boldly witty slogan to the thoughtful details—like that two-ply hood and removable tag—every element is tailored for believers who refuse to let life’s challenges shake their foundation. It’s more than just a statement piece; it’s a wearable affirmation that faith outlasts any trial.

🛡️ Our Faith-Rooted Promise & Guarantee

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We stand behind every order. If something isn't right, we'll make it right — with a refund or replacement. Every purchase reflects our commitment to honesty, stewardship, and faith‑rooted creativity.

Quality Assurance

  • Faith-Inspired Design: Meaningful messages that inspire daily

Shipping & Delivery

Please Note: Most of our products are custom made to order, which means they require production time before shipping.

  • Production Time: 7-14 business days for custom items (varies by product)
  • Shipping Time: 5-10 business days after production (domestic US)
  • Total Delivery: Typically 2-4 weeks from order date
  • International Shipping: Available to 100+ countries; add 7-14 additional business days for customs and international transit
  • Expedited Options: Some in-stock items may qualify for expedited production and shipping (check product page for availability)
  • Free Shipping: On orders over $150 (standard shipping only)
  • Easy Returns: 30-day return policy, no questions asked
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