Try Jesus Not Me I Throw Hands Christian Umbrella
Try Jesus Not Me I Throw Hands Christian Umbrella
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Wet socks, a missed bus and someone just splashed you from a puddle. Deep breaths. Try Jesus Not Me I Throw Hands is printed on this auto umbrella for all the days your patience needs backup. The canopy is 100% polyester, waterproof and fast-drying, and the automatic open and close function means no wrestling with it in the doorway. It packs neatly into a backpack or briefcase. A funny gift for the sibling, coworker or college roommate who is sweet but definitely not to be tested.
Product Details
- 100% polyester canopy with printed pattern outside and black coating inside
- 8 reinforced ribs of structural steel and carbon fiber
- Auto open and close
- Waterproof and fast-drying; compact length for bags and luggage
- Includes umbrella and cover
Size Guide
| Size | Diameter under Umbrella (cm/in) | Length of Umbrella Fabric (cm/in) | Max. Height (Top to Handle)(cm/in) | Min. Height after folding (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 98/38.6 | 108/42.5 | 57/22.4 | 29/11.4 |
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made for you after you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
- Production: 7–14 business days
- Shipping & delivery: 2–5 weeks from the day you order. Some designs are printed by partners outside the US and take the longer end.
- Faster delivery, when available for your items, is shown at checkout
- International: can add 7–14 business days for customs
- Free standard shipping on US orders over $75
You’ll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships. Shipping details
Returns & Replacements
Returns & Replacements
US orders: return within 30 days of delivery for unworn items with tags. Once approved, we send a prepaid label.
Damaged, defective, or wrong item? We replace it free, wherever you are.
International orders can’t be returned for change of mind.
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Questions?
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