Faith Hoodie – “Never Abandon Spiritual Authority” (Space-Inspired Parody)

Faith Hoodie – “Never Abandon Spiritual Authority” (Space-Inspired Parody)

Command your calling with the Faith Hoodie – “Never Abandon Spiritual Authority.” Inspired by space missions and control room lingo, this parody design flips the narrative—reminding believers that no matter how far you travel, your spiritual authority must remain grounded in Christ.

- Premium Weight (7.8–9 oz): Built for warmth, durability, and everyday wear

- Fabric Blend: 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness and resilience

- Classic Fit: Relaxed silhouette that suits all ages and missions

- Mission-Ready Details:

- Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, structured finish

- Spacious front pocket for essentials or cozy hands

- Double-lined hood for comfort and coverage

- Dyed-to-match drawcords for a sleek, unified look

- Safety Colors Available: High-visibility options that keep you seen while keeping faith front and center

This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s a spiritual directive. With “Never Abandon Spiritual Authority” across the chest, you’re wearing a design that bridges cosmic parody with biblical conviction, making your message both bold and transcendent