I Ain't No Snitch Funny Christian Baby Onesie

Your tiny testimony just got hilarious. This onesie lets baby broadcast the good news—without saying a single (cooing) word.

Heaven-soft, parent-proof construction

• Cloud-weight fabric
4.5 oz of 100 % combed, ring-spun cotton (or a 90/10 cotton-poly heather) feels impossibly soft on newborn skin yet stands up to spit-ups and spin cycles.

• Zero-itch comfort
EasyTear™ neck label pops off in seconds so there’s nothing scratchy rubbing delicate necks.

• Sturdy, snuggle-ready seams
Flatlock stitching and side-seam construction keep the garment smooth and shapely no matter how many wiggles, crawls, or cart rides come next.

• Built for quick changes
A clever three-snap closure clicks fast and stays secure—midnight diaper swap, handled.

• Reinforced everywhere
Double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings means pulls and tugs won’t warp the fit.

• Safety sealed
CPSIA-compliant tracking label hides in the side seam, keeping regulators satisfied and parents worry-free.

Slip it on, snap it shut, and watch your little one steal hearts while giving Jesus all the credit. Perfect for baby dedications, shower gifts, or Instagram moments that demand both cuteness and a giggle