I Was Gonna Stay Salty Funny Unisex Christian Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

$49.99 USD

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Product New Era Apparel NEA550 New Era ® Comeback Fleece Pullover Hoodie NEA550

✝️ Made for you in 7–14 business days · arrives about Oct 23–Nov 13 · faster options shown at checkout · free shipping over $75

📏 Fit: True to size with a roomy fit. Size up if you like it oversized or plan to layer. Sizing help

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When the flesh wants to clap back but the Spirit says “season it with silence,” this hoodie’s got your back — literally. Featuring the bold “I Was Gonna Stay Salty…” graphic and Colossians 4:6 punchline, it’s the perfect blend of conviction and comfort.

Details that preach:

- 🧂 8 oz. midweight blend — soft yet structured, ideal for layering grace

- ✝️ 55% ring spun cotton / 45% polyester — smooth feel with holy durability

- 🛡️ 2-panel hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and brushed nickel eyelets — because even your hoodie deserves a little sanctified detail

- 🧵 Coverstitching at hood, cuffs, and hem — built to endure spiritual growth and side-eyes

- 👐 Front pouch pocket — for storing snacks, scriptures, or your unspoken clapbacks

- 🧵 Rib knit cuffs and hem — keeps the fit tight, even when your patience is loose

- 🧢 Embroidered New Era flag at left pocket — a subtle flex for the faithful

Whether you’re seasoning your speech or just trying not to pop off, this hoodie lets the world know: you could’ve been salty... but Jesus.

Shipping & Delivery

Every item is made for you after you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.

Production: 7–14 business days
Shipping & delivery: 2–5 weeks from the day you order. Some designs are printed by partners outside the US and take the longer end.
Faster delivery, when available for your items, is shown at checkout
International: can add 7–14 business days for customs
Free standard shipping on US orders over $75

You’ll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships. Shipping details

Returns & Replacements

US orders: return within 30 days of delivery for unworn items with tags. Once approved, we send a prepaid label.

Damaged, defective, or wrong item? We replace it free, wherever you are.

International orders can’t be returned for change of mind.

Full refund policy

Questions?

How do sizes run? Can I cancel? Do you do group orders for churches? See all our FAQs, or email customersupport@claimedbygoddesigns.com. We answer every message.