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Sorry I Can't Keep Calm Jesus Saved Me Funny Christian Tote Bag | Ephesians 2:8

Sorry I Can't Keep Calm Jesus Saved Me Funny Christian Tote Bag | Ephesians 2:8

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Sorry, I Can't Keep Calm. Jesus Saved Me. And honestly, who could? This one is all celebration: a foam finger, a cheering cross, a halo, hearts, and a checklist of everything grace took care of. Ephesians 2:8 brings it home: saved by grace, through faith, and not by anything we did.

For the one who still gets excited about her testimony, every single time.

Sturdy 9 oz. canvas made from recycled cotton and reclaimed fiber, 17"W x 12.5"H x 4.25"D, roomy enough for your Bible, your planner, and the snacks you swear are for the kids. Made in a GOTS-certified factory, printed for you after you order, and prayed over before it ships.

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