“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” — Proverbs 17:22

Texts Christians Understand

Mom: It’s 9:52. Me: God makes a way.

Twelve text-message exchanges from church life (all fictional, all somehow real). Read each one and vote: RELATABLE, TOO REAL, or COULDN’T BE ME 👀. Then send the whole thing to the group chat.

No score. Just votes, a little real talk, and one verse at the end.