I'M NOT FAT He GAVE ME AIRBAGS 'CAUSE IM PRECIOUS FUNNY Unisex Christian Ultra Cotton Tee
I'M NOT FAT He GAVE ME AIRBAGS 'CAUSE IM PRECIOUS FUNNY Unisex Christian Ultra Cotton Tee
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✝️ Made for you in 7–14 business days · arrives about Oct 23–Nov 13 · faster options shown at checkout · free shipping over $75
📏 Fit: True to size, relaxed unisex cut. Size up for an oversized look. Sizing help
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Holiday dinners come with second helpings and a little self-deprecating humor. I'm Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags 'Cause I'm Precious is the cheeky comeback your family will quote all year. It is printed on a unisex tee made from 100% US cotton in a medium weight, with a classic fit, crew neckline and no side seams. The tear-away label keeps it comfy after that extra slice of pie. Grab it for potlucks, family reunions, or the relative who always makes everyone laugh.
Product Details
- Funny Christian design
- 100% US cotton, 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)
- Classic fit, crew neckline
- No side seams
- Tear-away label
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made for you after you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
- Production: 7–14 business days
- Shipping & delivery: 2–5 weeks from the day you order. Some designs are printed by partners outside the US and take the longer end.
- Faster delivery, when available for your items, is shown at checkout
- International: can add 7–14 business days for customs
- Free standard shipping on US orders over $75
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Returns & Replacements
Returns & Replacements
US orders: return within 30 days of delivery for unworn items with tags. Once approved, we send a prepaid label.
Damaged, defective, or wrong item? We replace it free, wherever you are.
International orders can’t be returned for change of mind.
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